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i recently decided to watch all the pitch perfect movies again, which resulted in multiple bechloe breakdowns and also made me remember i have a full list of all the ships i've been obsessed with since i was a literal child on my notes (because yes, i'm also obsessed with making lists and rankings and writing random shit on my phone at 4am, i can't help it) so i decided to make a dreamwidth post about it, because 1. i love to ramble about women kissing women and 2. why the hell not?

list + commentary
brittany/santana ♡
show: glee
year i got into them:2011
canon: ✅
++ the blueprint. what can i say, this is literally the ship of a lifetime. these two literally raised me and were my first "real" ship, as in i didn't even know what shipping and fanfic etc etc was before i started googling about these two. and it was also through them that i had the realization that i was a lesbian at age TEN so thanks for that ig <3

quinn/rachel
show: glee
year i got into them: 2011
canon: ❌
++ *scratches head* yes it happened look away i was literally a CHILD. faberry aka baby's first queerbait <3

emily/alison
show: pretty little liars
year i got into them: 2011
canon: ✅
++ i can still use the i was a child argument for this one and I WILL! i know it's a terrible ship etc etc but that scene from season 2 when emily wakes up and alison is there and they kiss made me feel so insane back then i'm sorry

jade/tori ♡
show: victorious
year i got into them: 2011
canon: ❌
++ i absolutely adore these two and i still remember how fucking insane i felt when i learned people actually shipped them. i had a whole #jori_obsessed moment last year when i was rewatching victorious and i kind of already want to do it again

princess bubblegum/marceline
show: adventure time
year i got into them: 2011
canon: ✅
++ does anything smells more like CHILDHOOD and INNOCENCE and FIRST REPRESENTATION than bubbline? i don't think so. and i'll always love them for that

naomi/emily
show: skins
year i got into them: 2011/2012
canon: ✅
++ baby's first bury your gays. skins fire you are my worst enemy

luce/rachel
movie: imagine me and you
year i got into them: 2011/2012
canon: ✅
++ um you guys have no idea how many times i've rewatched this movie. it's one of my favorite movies of all times and i remember watching it EVERY SINGLE school break when i was younger while drinking toddynho <333 a massive comfort ship/movie

beca/chloe ♡
movie: pitch perfect
year i got into them: 2012
canon: ❌
++ here these fuckers are. i literally have so much to say about these two and about pitch perfect too that i'd had to make a whole post about it. they just make me so happy it's crazy? the happiness that hit me while watching the pitch perfect movies again + reading bechloe fics + consuming bechloe content after so long was something else. the just a dream/just the way you are mashup????? MASTERPIECE. 10/10 would recommend

laura/carmilla
show: carmilla
year i got into them: 2014
canon: ✅
++ why does it feel like the carmilla era never happened even though it was like... A BIG DEAL ON TUMBLR?? creampuffs were literally everywhere. where are they. why no one talks about this camp ass youtube show anymore. i miss them

marina/clara
novela: em família
year i got into them: 2014
canon: ✅
++ the absolute CHAOTIC vibes of being a closeted lesbian in brazil when this novela was airing. me constantly sneaking into the living room to watch it + obsessing hard over the actress who played them at the time... how was my family NOT suspicious

emma/regina ♡
show: once upon a time
year i got into them: 2014
canon: ❌
++ [bites fist] it was so serious guys. they had a son. THEY HAD A SON. sometimes i forget this ship isn't canon because that does not make sense at all?? and i'm actually thinking of watching ouat again so i'm already expecting some swanqueen insanity to hit me somewhere through this year

misty/cordelia
show: american horror story: coven
year i got into them: 2014
canon: ❌
++ i’m gonna be honest, i don’t remember much about ahs plus i was actually terrified of that damn show so. i’m putting them here because i do remember i liked them a lot

allison/lydia
show: teen wolf
year i got into them: 2014
canon: ❌
++ i literally started watching teen wolf because i thought the girls were so pretty and they were EVERYWHERE on tumblr/twitter so i decided to give it a try… and became obsessed with allydia. i even had a journal where i used to write about them *sigh* i miss my teen wolf era

malia/kira
show: teen wolf
year i got into them: 2014
canon: ❌
++ i’ll never forget that scene where they dance together. like come on they had so much chemistry plus the fics were soooo nice too. like i mentioned before i miss my teen wolf era a lot

karma/amy
show: faking it
year i got into them: 2014
canon: ✅
++ faking it was such a questionable show and they were such a questionable ship but i loved it. sue me. that stupid show was my everything when it first aired i swear to god

daisy/jemma ♡
show: agents of shield
year i got into them: 2014
canon: ❌
++ baby’s first marvel-related obsession. skimmons was so so so so so good my brain is melting just thinking about it and the FICS? god-tier i’m not even kidding. it used to scratch my brain just right. i need to watch agents of shield again asap because i know it’ll be even better now

lica/samantha
show: malhação
year i got into them: 2018
canon: ✅
++ not the four year gap between this and the previous one thanks to KPOP OBSESSION (derogatory) but anyways, me when i’m the best version of malhação <3 limantha were so fun and refreshing

syd/elena
show: one day at a time
year i got into them: 2018
canon: ✅
++ one minute of silence to remember the death of the BEST SHOW TO EVER EXIST. i’ll never get over the fact that odaat got canceled not once but twice? anyways. i miss syd and elena so much they were my everything SOBS

kate/emaline
show: everything sucks
year i got into them: 2018
canon: ✅
++ og sydney sweeney stans let me hear you make some NOISE. i was in love with this woman way before euphoria was a thing and this show is the reason why so i’m forever thankful <3 still pissed it got canceled tho

izzie/casey
show: atypical
year i got into them: 2018
canon: ✅
++ THE CULTURAL IMPACT OF CAZZIE… “oh but izzie is so toxic how can people even like her bla bla bla” do i look like i give a fuck? exactly. i’ll always stand up for my beloved baby she did absolutely nothing wrong!

hana/hana
show: a-teen
year i got into them: 2019
canon: ❌
++ the way korean lesbians ate this ship up. the fanarts? incredible. and i ate it up too 2hana forever idc

cheryl/toni
show: riverdale
year i got into them: 2019
canon: ✅
++ “are you not EMBARAZZED??????” yes i am but listen. every lesbian is allowed to go through a phase where they become obsessed with a ship from a terrible cw show for character development. i no longer know or am interested in what's happening in that show or to them but i promise you those 100k fics on ao3 i used to read about these two like an insane person in 2019 were GOOD

yuna/nari
show: girls’ world
year i got into them: 2020
canon: ❌
++ any YUNARI shippers here????!??? [me and my two mutuals who also watched this webdrama raise our hands] this was such a fun little ship i was so sad when girls’ world ended :/

kieu my/fatou ♡
show: druck
year i got into them: 2021
canon: ✅
++ godddd kieutou. i love these two so much it makes me want to cry. don’t you just love a sapphic ship that doesn’t involve WHITE PEOPLE?????? because i do. i love their dynamic and their height difference and their kisses and EVERYTHING <3 they’re such a blessing

sol/jiwan ♡
show: nevertheless
year i got into them: 2021
canon: ✅
++ screaming crying throwing up etc etc what can i even say about soljiwan that i haven’t said a million times already. they live in my head rent free to this day. one thing about me is that i’m SOLJIWANIST before i’m human

neil/todd
movie: dead poets society
year i got into them: 2021
canon: ❌
++ anderperry is the only non-sapphic ship in this list which says a lot about me LMAO. anderperry is a curious case because there’s nothing in this life i hate more than white boys but they get a pass. my beloved artistic gay sons who i’ll protect forever

luna/monet
show: gossip girl reboot
year i got into them: 2021
canon: ❌
++ ummm this was like a quick obsession considering i didn’t even watch the second half of the first season yet so… but the fics i’ve read were so good istg

luz/amity
show: the owl house
year i got into them: 2021
canon: ✅
++ [holds lumity in my arms while crying] they are my daughters and i will protect them

emily/sue
show: dickinson
year i got into them: 2021
canon: ✅
++ emisue is so delicious are we kidding. i still have to finish dickinson but it’s not like i haven’t watched 90% of their scenes already anyway soooooo. what’s there not to love about a ship that involves an unhinged writer? exactly

wanda/natasha ♡
movie: mcu
year i got into them: 2021
canon: ❌
++ i’m literally holding myself together to not make a literal WANDANAT PRIMER right now but… everyone already knows that i’ve been obsessed with these motherfuckers for what? seven months now? and it’s still so strong + i still read fics about them every single day + daydream about wandanat headcanons all the damn time??? and it’s not like i want it to end any time soon because why is this literally the ship of my dreams. the one i’ve been waiting for all these years. a ship that is so not canon and completely built on nothing but insanity + headcanons can be so important and fulfilling actually. i have thousands of other wlw mcu ships that i adore but nothing will ever come close to wandanat so i won’t even put them in the list LMAO

so, that’s all i have to say! thanks for reading this mess <3

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