harbinger of chaos

🕒 18:28
strange: runes.
wong: this isn't sorcery.
strange: it's witchcraft.

• the movie starts with america and strange running away from some sort of demon? which doesn't end well, because stephen decides to sacrifice america so he can use her powers for the "greater good". it turns out that it's all a dream, or at least that's what stephen believes for a while- until he's proven wrong during christine's wedding.
• it was a solid start and it immediately had me excited for what was about to come. i was sooo happy to finally see miss america chavez in the mcu and let me say, she's adorable. i wanted to take care of her so bad, but then the wandavision theme started playing and suddenly nothing else mattered. ladies and gentlemen, it was time for #HER.

🕒 19:11
wanda: you know, a family is forever. we never could truly leave each other, even if we tried.

• what we first see of wanda in this movie is her, billy and tommy living in the same house from wandavision. she's cooking with the boys and puts them to sleep after, saying the iconic "family is forever" phrase from the show. then, like strange, she wakes up and realizes it was all a dream.
• this is where i started descending into complete madness because why must my girl go through so much pain all the time. i was so ready to start crying already but i held myself together and kept watching the movie. little did i know wanda's situation was about to become so much worse!!!!!!!!!!! yay fun.

🕒 21:52
wanda: you never told me her name, did you?
strange: no. no i didn't.

• strange visits wanda and asks for her help with the multiverse situation. wanda then slips and ends up mentioning america's name, which gives away the fact that she's the one sending demons that have been chasing america down.
• shit starts to get reeeeeal crazy after this part and to me it was the peak of the movie. wanda going absolutely nuts and destroying kamar taj ALL BY HERSELF? sign me up. she looked so hot while she was murdering all of those people. i want her to do it again. also, the "run" part? i got chills.

(the look of complete insanity on this woman's face... mommy? sorry)

• strange attempts to imprison wanda in the mirror dimension, but it isn't enough to hold her. wanda quickly finds a way out of it and shows up in the room where america, strange and wong are in.
• this was such a badass moment and i was so proud of my girl. wanda managing to escape the mirror dimension is just one of many moments where she "wins" over strange throughout the movie, showcasing how powerful she actually is. i can't wait to be able to see this in full hd when the movie is on disney plus.

(wanda my beloved stop looking at me like that. i'm getting shy)

• the scene from the screenshot above is from when wanda takes over the body of her variant, which is the second most emotional (in my opinion, at least) moment from the entire movie. the kids ask her where she's going, she says she's going to take out the trash but they have something to show her. they sing her a song to convince her to let them have ice cream and wanda is tearing up while they do it, because that's the first time since the events of westview that she's seeing her children in front of her.
• OOF... that hurted like a bitch. the look in her when she heard the word "mom" broke me into a million pieces. this woman literally just wants to be happy for once in her life :( it's so, so sad.

🕒 54:33
wanda: i need the darkhold's spells. you're the sorcerer supreme, tell me what you know.
wong: you'll have to kill me, witch.
wanda: not you. them.

• the rollercoaster of emotions i went through during these scenes. like yes wanda my poor meow meow is such a sad little person but she is also so HOT as a villain, what am i supposed to say? she's so mean when she's threatening wong and forcing him to take her to the mountain where she can find a copy of the darkhold and i'm obsessed with the energy... name a hotter milf. actually don't waste your time because wanda maximoff is the only milf to ever exist.

(shout-out to my best friend maria rambeau)

• this is the high anticipated illuminati scene, but to be honest it was actually the worst part of the movie for me? like, yes, i liked to see maria rambeau, but everything else was so...? i don't know if the scene was actually boring or if i was expecting more people who were rumored (loki? sylvie?) to appear and ended up being disappointed. plus the movie theater i went to was full of boring old people and no one screamed... like what. this is a marvel movie and you're BRAZILIAN, you have to scream. it's the rule. anyways.

• i did, of course, LOVE seeing wanda killing them all. i know how this sounds and call me insane but how is she so... !@#$%#$ what haven't i said about this woman at this point? she is GOD to me and she can do ANYTHING SHE DESIRES because she's HOT AND PERFECT!

🕒 1:06:14
wanda: look around you. it’s carved in stone, i was meant to rule everything. but that’s not what i want. i just want my boys.
wong: at the cost of a child’s life? aren’t you in peace knowing even though you can’t be with the ones you love there are worlds where you are together? is that not enough?
wanda: no.

• now wong sir... i kinda like you and everything but what kind of question was that LMAO. i said NO so fast, isn't that obvious to you and everyone else already? she does not give a fuck if she's with them in another universe- she wants, and honestly, deserves, to be happy in her universe too.
• and after this it just gets... really depressing.

(my precious girl...)

• this scene destroyed me. like, this was literally the worst thing that could happen to wanda now and of course it fucking did. and by "this" i mean the boys being terrified of her, throwing things and her and telling her to not hurt them- or their mom, which is the wanda from another universe. this has to be one of the saddest marvel scenes ever, and if you don't feel sorry for this woman at this point do you even have a heart?
• the other wanda calms the boys down by telling them it's okay, gets up and comforts "our" wanda, assuring her that the boys will be very loved. it's heartbreaking to think that this is the first time she's been comforted by someone after everything she went through since westview, and the fact that the person who did it is herself... ouch. it can't get more painful than this.